In an Italian pizzeria on Saturday a couple came in. A bossy girl holding a puppy and a man looking typically Italian: open shirt, chest hair, slick black hair on his head. They sat down and from that moment the girl kept all her attention on the dog. So the man started checking his phone.
When the antipasti came she started feeding it to the dog as a treat for giving her a paw. The man wanted to do the same, but in the opinion of the girl he was doing it all wrong.
He was angry and left. He then came back, they did the same thing and this time she left! With her puppy of course. He put some money down and went after her. Two minutes later he was back, he sat down and started finishing his food. Head down, sulking.
The lesson is in the title.